| When Scooter The Beerguy visits your section, the lingo might get a little confusing, especially if you are new to the ballpark. The Glossary should help clear this up. Regulars, of course are already fluent! |
Attaboy (Attagirl): You have just done something extraordinary; like order a beer
or tipped the Beer Man.
Beer: Substance of sustenance at the ballpark. The main reason you walked in
the front gate!
Bobo: Scooter's very large can opener. Used to initiate "Power Pour"
Power Pour: Engaged when fan is very thirsty. OUT of the can, IN to the cup, and
ON your face...el rapido!
Baseball: Accompamiament to Beer.
Bigshot: Very Prestigious Fan. Either famous or loaded.(or both)
Cupcake: Female version of Bigshot.
Smoothie: Ordinary fan who has just done something outstanding (like tip) to
impress their companions.
Pumpkin: Female version of smoothie.
Hoss: Fan who is displaying qualities that may lead them to being declared a
bigshot or smoothie.
Beer Bell: Beer Bell chimes whenever something good happens on the field or in
the stands!
Beer Pressure: Give in to beer pressure!
Beer Light: Similar to the light on your car's dashboard. Glows when you are low
on fuel.
Schwag: Click Here for a detailed explaination.
"Pile" Style: Preferred method of achieving refreshment practiced bt the patrons
of the infamous "Rockpile" at Denver's Coors Field.
Auntie Em Machine: Friendly machine, located on ballpark concourse, that spits
out cash that you give to the Beerman!
Keep Your Lincoln In The Garage!: Someone else has paid for your beer!
Topper: The Hooks are poured in oversized cups for your protection. In a party of
three, all cups will fill to the top with the purchase of an additional beer. This beer
is called...The Topper!
or tipped the Beer Man.
Beer: Substance of sustenance at the ballpark. The main reason you walked in
the front gate!
Bobo: Scooter's very large can opener. Used to initiate "Power Pour"
Power Pour: Engaged when fan is very thirsty. OUT of the can, IN to the cup, and
ON your face...el rapido!
Baseball: Accompamiament to Beer.
Bigshot: Very Prestigious Fan. Either famous or loaded.(or both)
Cupcake: Female version of Bigshot.
Smoothie: Ordinary fan who has just done something outstanding (like tip) to
impress their companions.
Pumpkin: Female version of smoothie.
Hoss: Fan who is displaying qualities that may lead them to being declared a
bigshot or smoothie.
Beer Bell: Beer Bell chimes whenever something good happens on the field or in
the stands!
Beer Pressure: Give in to beer pressure!
Beer Light: Similar to the light on your car's dashboard. Glows when you are low
on fuel.
Schwag: Click Here for a detailed explaination.
"Pile" Style: Preferred method of achieving refreshment practiced bt the patrons
of the infamous "Rockpile" at Denver's Coors Field.
Auntie Em Machine: Friendly machine, located on ballpark concourse, that spits
out cash that you give to the Beerman!
Keep Your Lincoln In The Garage!: Someone else has paid for your beer!
Topper: The Hooks are poured in oversized cups for your protection. In a party of
three, all cups will fill to the top with the purchase of an additional beer. This beer
is called...The Topper!
Mr. Smoothie Contest!
By the sixth inning of each game, the fan who has accummulated the most Attaboy!'s is crowned MR SMOOTHIE!!!...Being Mr.
Smoothie entitles the recipient to be referred to as THE MAN for the remainder of the game!
Smoothie entitles the recipient to be referred to as THE MAN for the remainder of the game!
Beer Club For Men
Not only do I own the Company...but I'm also a client!
Upon being declared a Bigshot, Smoothie, Cupcake, or Pumpkin You will be issued a card clearing you for membership in
the BCFM.
the BCFM.
Beer Line!
Beer Club For Men membership entitles you to access to the Beer Line.
Never again will you have to look to and fro (taking your eyes off the game) for the Beerman whenever your BEER LIGHT goes
on. Simply reach for Mr. Cell Phone, speed dial the Beer Line, and beer is dispatched to your seat immediately! Impress your
friends!...Scoff at the stiffs in the Club Seats, fidgeting while they wait for their "In Seat Server"...ONLY ATTABOY! offers this Space
Age Technolgy. Just one of the many ways we at Attaboy strive to keep YOU...Joe Fan, constantly in touch with...THE GOOD
LIFE!!!
Never again will you have to look to and fro (taking your eyes off the game) for the Beerman whenever your BEER LIGHT goes
on. Simply reach for Mr. Cell Phone, speed dial the Beer Line, and beer is dispatched to your seat immediately! Impress your
friends!...Scoff at the stiffs in the Club Seats, fidgeting while they wait for their "In Seat Server"...ONLY ATTABOY! offers this Space
Age Technolgy. Just one of the many ways we at Attaboy strive to keep YOU...Joe Fan, constantly in touch with...THE GOOD
LIFE!!!
Anyone who abuses the Beer Line will have their priveledges immediately terminated!!!
The Beer Line is NOT A TOY. It is an essential tool for today's sophisticated fan! You don't call 911 "just to see if it works"...DO
YOU???
YOU???
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